Saturday, March 21, 2015

Yul Brenner's Favorite Passage
Deuteronomy 5



Moses brings the people together and in his humble way reminds them of that time that he was the mediator between them and God.  Back when I was God's mouthpiece, He told me that these were the laws you all were to follow- and these aren't laws handed down through generations that might have gotten distorted through time- these are laws He told me to tell you.  There are ten of them, but you may have seen that coming.

Before enumerating the rules, God reminds them (through Moses, of course) that He is the God that brought them out of slavery.

Number 1: No other Gods before Me.  Interesting that He doesn't say no other gods- just I come first.  
Number 2: Don't make images of anything in heaven or on earth.  No photo albums, no tv, no IPads, no paintings, no sculptures (oops).  But if you do make them (?) don't worship them.  I'm jealous- this won't make me happy.  It's interesting that He says not to make them, but then gives rules for when we make them anyway.

Number 3: Don't misuse My name.  This seems like a real cut and dry rule...but what is His name?  Don't misuse Jehovah?  Or Yawheh?  Or God?  Or Lord?  Or god is ok as long as you use a lowercase g.  Or just tweak God to goodness and then we're golden?  Or is it some other name not in our vernacular to start with?

Number 4: Take a day off.  Work six- but the seventh is my sabbath- for you to rest.  Not just you, your son rests, your daughtesr. your wife, your servant, your donkey, and foreigners in your town.  You will be couch potatoes.  

Number 5: Honor mom and dad- even when they're dumb, even when they're wrong, even when you know better.  Do this and you'll live a long life. That retirement home is right out.

Number 6: No murder.

Number 7: No sleeping around.

Number 8: No stealing.

Number 9: Don't tell lies about your neighbor.  Even if their kids ride an ATV around your house.  Even if they're incredibly loud.

Number 10: Don't dream about getting the neighbor's wife, or house, or land, or servant, or donkey.  Just be glad for what you have.

God wrote this stuff on tablets and gave them to me.  You were scared because you thought if you heard God's voice you would die.  So you were willing to send me off to die.  Lucky I'm braver than you.  God's glad you're afraid of Him.  He hopes this fear will keep you from messing up.  So please, don't be dumb, keep the law.

In some ways having a law in black and white is comforting- I know what to do and what not to do- but it also serves to forever mark my inadequacies- and creates a system I can never keep.  Neither could they.

Friday, March 20, 2015

Just in Case You Missed It
Deuteronomy 4: 44-49


Moses is entering prologue work here at the end of chapter 4- which is a pretty odd thing to do partway through book five of your bestselling series.  

He says- what follows is the law Moses (and I know, since I am Moses and all) laid before the Israelites.  He then gives a bit of a history lesson that seems a bit self serving.  When did this happen?  Remember when Moses (once again, Me) defeated the King of the Amorites?  Yeah, that was when Me-oses handed out the law.  Then he adds in some geography.  After all the fussin' and feudin' we had land that stretched from Aroer to Mount Sirion, to the Dead Sea, to Pisgah.

It might seem odd that Moses is rehashing all this again.  And while ego might be part of the equation, it might be influenced even more by the oral nature of this culture.  I'm guessing most didn't read, fewer still were alive when it happened, and no one had their own personal copy of Moses' greatest hits on their Ipods.  So this repetition makes sense when people didn't have the luxury of re-reading (or even reading for the first time).  

Tedious for us.  Perhaps necessary for them.

Thursday, March 19, 2015

A Nice Place to Visit... Deuteronomy 4:41-43

A Nice Place to Visit...
Deuteronomy 4:41-43


Moses repeats information about the cities of refuge.  We discussed this back in the day.  Here's a refresher: http://chiphall.blogspot.com/2013/07/tom-pettys-greatest-hits-refugee-dont.html

Basically, if you killed someone by mistake- hit the road to these cities and you'll be safe.  They are somehow free from the irate mobs seeking revenge.  

I'm guessing they didn't have a great department of tourism.